Tobias on December 08, 2019:

On Meetings

Do you know why gossip runs rampant in the average workplace? Because we’re communicating in closed meeting rooms instead of an open space.

Do you know where I learn what’s really going on in my company? Cigarette breaks.

Cigarette breaks are great for two things. Gossip and a moment of peace PEACE EMOJI. That’s why I started smoking, some years ago.

I think most people attend meetings to make sure that nobody recalls what he heard during cigarette breaks.

Wanna know what I call a meeting with 8 people? G8.

Wanna know what I call a meeting with more than 3 people? Useless.